Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.