fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I never feel bored

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Be a loner at school

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.