After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Tear up when I poop

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.