I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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blink

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.