right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Mayada stupid

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I read the down voted posts

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.