- Things You Think Only You Do

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I used to eat bath bubbles

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.