Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

thumb_up thumb_down -76

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

thumb_up thumb_down -84

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

thumb_up thumb_down -90

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

thumb_up thumb_down -116

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

thumb_up thumb_down +35

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I cant ride a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.