reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Vote for the other guy

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.