When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.