Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.