Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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blink

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humiliating little girls

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Being fat

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.