Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.