Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Being fat

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.