- Things You Think Only You Do

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.