Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Talk to my cat.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.