never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.