push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Having gay sex

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.