I hate being called "buddy".

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.