I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.