Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I can't trill my R's

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Pee in the shower

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.