Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Sometimes I toot.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I gotta get down of Friday

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I **** with no hands.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.