- Things You Think Only You Do

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.