I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I eat ass

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.