i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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speak proper english

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.