If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.