- Things You Think Only You Do

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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This song will not come out of my head!

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

sing like a pro in da shower

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.