When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Pee in the shower

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Poop naked.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.