I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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wonder who wrote these things

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.