When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.