Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Ur mum

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Pee in the shower

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.