Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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k. everyone

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.