put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.