I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.