Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Your mom

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.