When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.