suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Made after doomsday plans

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.