Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.