Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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get really confused

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.