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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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I have seen a UFO
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.