Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.