- Things You Think Only You Do

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Pee in the shower

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.