I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.