When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

fall asleep in the shower.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Vote for the other guy

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

I meow when my cat meows.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.