Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I want to suck on your penis

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.