When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.