Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.