When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I always think I have special powers

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.