I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.