Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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sit in the shower

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.