When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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being super bored at school

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.