I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.