when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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jack off

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Fart at home

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.