slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I eat ass

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hate Justin Bieber

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.