When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I always think I have special powers

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.