I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I always cry when I pray.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.