whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Pee in the shower.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.