When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.