I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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being super bored at school

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Fart at home

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.