I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.