Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I really like taking shits.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.