I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.