pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.