i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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being super bored at school

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.