Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.