Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

smoke marijuana

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.