when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.