Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.