when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.