- Things You Think Only You Do

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.