When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.