I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Sometimes I toot.

Pee in the shower

Having gay sex

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.