I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.